spork

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection

Steve sporked with Sally last night

by matt sizzle October 17, 2003

spork

1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!

1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!"

2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!

by flclimax1 March 19, 2008

spork

(1) To kill in the most inhumane way
(2) Only the best thing ever created this side of heaven

(1) Some night around now, I'm going to spork Jacob.
(2) Don't break my spork, I haven't eaten with it yet!

by Valerie Adams November 06, 2003

spork

When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.

David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.

by bedubya February 20, 2011

spork

the greatest eating utenisil known to man

you can eat soup and steak with a spork. W00T

by Madchal July 18, 2003

spork

combenation of the spoon and the fork.
any one with a spork has great power and can comand everyone to do they want.
the colection also includes the spife and the nork neather as powerful as the spork.
the most powerful spork isnt a canteen plastic but covered in gold and silver it is so powerful it has to be handled with the oven glove of hope.

"shit that kid has a spork"
"run away"
"bow down to the almighty spork, do as i comand"

by the ? February 10, 2007

spork

To spork: When a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Let's cuddle"
Man: "Okay."
Woman: "This feels nice."
Man: "Yes it does."
Woman: "Hey, I feel that, are you trying to spork me?"

by Smiles129 October 11, 2014