A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.
"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."
by Nick Blake July 3, 2006
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while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper
the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.
by BILL June 20, 2006
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Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!
"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"
by Pass the sploof October 30, 2019
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a word that a clown says to annoy someone
man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away
by ace101.2 January 21, 2010
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The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.
Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.
by Roxas November 29, 2006
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Sploof (Noun)

1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.

2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.
WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?
by Magichound July 20, 2004
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highly intoxicated to the point where you're about to toss more cookies then a keebler elf
dude, I'm sploofed...wheres the bathroom
by Dirt January 26, 2005
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