Snoozer

A guy who is clearly lost fam, sleepwalking DICKHEAD. Stay in your lane, keep sleeping.

Ike: "i get bitches."

sonny: "your a snoozer fam."

Henry: "what a snoozer."

by masculineFemdawg December 10, 2021

Snoozer

In football. When a match between two sides has a tendency to send its audience to sleep. The game is likely to be of a boring nature.

Boy oh boy, Mourinho is such a bore. What a snoozer this is.

Surely someone will do something soon, this match is a snoozer.

Shall we put the darts on? This is a snoozer.

I’d rather watch the bees, the el clásico will be a snoozer I reckon.

by Bitter Bee January 28, 2021

Snoozer

A sleepy cat

Cat: sleepy
Me: "Da big squish is being a big snoozer today"

by moosetwin July 27, 2023

Snoozer

A person who is a loser because they are always snoozing.

Robby is a snoozer. He slept until 4 PM on Saturday and missed all the fun.

by Jesse Brede January 13, 2009

snoozered

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.

I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!

by kat51 May 12, 2009

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

Boggle Snoozer

Saying goodbye to the people around you in an informal way. (Bye bye, losers!)

"Hey, you boggle snoozer!"

by AshtonTheCoolglad November 2, 2022