A sloppy smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a large ratio of Smirnoff vodka to ABC Cream Soda. A sloppy smarge contains greater than 30% alcohol by volume (at least 4:1 ratio vodka:cream soda).
Dude those sloppy smarges messed me up bad!
by Jomamma Gator April 21, 2008
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Related to online sizing. You order it and it says it's a small. but actually it's a large. Small meets large is smarge.
The shirt from Justfab was a smarge.
by Live a Little February 18, 2019
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