Shrekism

A religion based on Shrek where some kid named Logan doesn’t exist.

Omg shrekism is a super dope religion

by SquardWed December 26, 2019

Shrekism Priest

An individual who has devoted their entire being, beliefs and life into their almighty Ogre Lord, Shrek. They've also mastered and on a Consistent basis also joining the practice of Shrekism, and knowing the basics on how to summon him.

Shrekist: "I have transcended humanity and evolved by devoting my entire life to our wonderful Ogre Lord. I have now became a Shrekism Priest and shall sacrifice an Onion to our Lord and Saviour, Shrek. I follow Shrekism, and you should too now as well. ALL HAIL OUR MIGHTY OGRE LORD! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

by NepgearAfficionado April 24, 2022

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

Shrekism

A cult who worships their master shrek!!!!!!

“Wow who are those people?”
“Oh they are apart of a cult called shrekism and they worship shrek”

by Lee:) August 5, 2022