shortie

your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.

"who's that girl over there? she's gorgeous?"
"oh, that's just my shortie"

by moistmermaid February 18, 2017

shortie

a word to call a short person usually short and bratty and too annoying to handle .

you that shortie is a bitch

by pepperbish February 2, 2020

shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 22, 2005

shortie

A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.

Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.

by asd007 October 13, 2010

shortie

Small black girl from Birmingham. Spends her days listening to loud rnb music and offending her room mates at Uni. One half of Pinky and the Brain.

"Shortie, say what's your price, just to back it up, you can hold my ice"

by Senita Rani-Robinson May 8, 2005

The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.

Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!

by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

shorty

Originally used to mean a young man, new to the game. By new to the game, I don't mean he just meant a rapper, but he just started selling crack, just started rapping, whatever, but even simpler it was a term used to mean just a person much younger than you.

Now, commercial rappers have turned the meaning upside down to mean a 'fine female', apparently.

"shorty's laugh was cold blooded as he spoke so foul,
Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style"
-NaS, 1994

"Shorty is shaking her ass on my Hummer with spinning rims, or something."
-average commercialized rapper today

by Steelo J. May 21, 2005