Short Sleeved Magician

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

by ChaoticFlow February 26, 2010

short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

by Udertheo February 26, 2010

Short Sleeved Magician

When you see what's coming.

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."

by AveryDanger March 1, 2010

Short Sleeved Magician

Somone who's very predictable

John- Can you believe tom asked me for money on my birthday?

Alex- tom's such a short sleeved magician.

by AnonymousUser14 February 26, 2010

Short Sleeved Wizard

You can see it coming

He tried to borrow money from you?
yeah, he's a real short sleeved wizard

by Prof. dingus November 13, 2011

Long Sleeve shorts

Just another word for pants.

Yo are those long sleeve shorts.

by KCCCCEAGULL November 15, 2017

long sleeve shorts

Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc.

"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"

by MeganMe May 2, 2007