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1)Great but in like a natural electric way
2)High without drugs
She gets me shocked

Shit Shocked 

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.
I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.
Shit Shocked by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

Shell Shocked 

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.
Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!
shocked by MarkCox April 22, 2003

Shell shocked 

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
Shell shocked by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Shell Shocked 

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.
Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
Shell Shocked by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010