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Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.
Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.
scrooge by tollyhobro November 28, 2011
A broad who refuses to show her Christmas spirit by receiving a Santa Claus
Devin: I couldn't get that broad Kesha to let me give her a Santa Claus

Jeff: What a scrooge!
Scrooge by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009
(adj.) the kind of person who is selfish and wishes others harm
"That man is such a scrooge!"
scrooge by Shell E. February 19, 2013
When one changes lanes while very close to the car behind oneself.
"I was about to miss my turn, so I had to scrooge this guy to make it into the turn lane."
Scrooge by NicholasCage September 25, 2009
U are such a scrooge
Scrooge by Ur mummy fatty January 4, 2020
When girl is not willing to give you her anus even though she have one.
Girl: I have a hungry pinky asshole but you cant have it.

Boy: You are such a scrooge.
Scrooge by Blowee June 14, 2022