satchel

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

by Dylanger April 20, 2006

satchel

Can be a verb or adjective.

Verb:
a) to slouch around wearing scruffy leather jackets and bluntstones, looking incredibly mangy, untidy and unkept.
b) to smoke a copious amount of marijuana.

Adjective: can describe anything, however usually describes someone or some action of the know-it-all, douche-bagish nature.

Verb: "i woke up late and satchel'd around Queen street yesterday"
"lets satchel it up"

Adjective: "wow that was a satchel move, man"

by beachface March 29, 2009

satchel

The scrotum or ballsack.
see satchel bomb.

I banged my satchel on the doornob.ouch!

by jason&mikey February 25, 2003

satchel

A satchel is a bag often used to carry books, and other objects in.

Mike: Leah what does your satchel contain?

Leah: Not much just a few books and a huge dilly

by Michael McManus December 27, 2007

satchel

satchel is a large metal bowl filled with variaties of pudding and everyone knows that.

hey pal why dont you give me that satchel before i give u a twisted japanease mullet.

Hey man lets make a satchel of pudding an invite the shagglemop over for and extenguating orgy.

by kevin johnson, steve patrick, and bob fix September 14, 2004

satchel

n: a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.

Satchel, quit getting an ego off of textly insulting 8 year old twinks on Furcadia.

by Zyphon January 31, 2004

Satchel

One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.

Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"

"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"

by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020