salad dress

A salad that tastes like an old dress.

Your mom is such a bad cook: she makes salad dress.

by drum_playa August 14, 2003

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 18, 2012

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger April 29, 2016

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

Hawking a line of salad dressing

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

by Buddyroe274 December 08, 2011

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 11, 2005

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018