City of homeless, unemployed rednecks in northern Illinois. Rockford is like a little hick town except it is quite big, with all the problems of a big city!
by bobby February 1, 2004
A small picturesque town in west Michigan home to the fierce Rockford Rams. Grad classes are upwards of six hundred and every team is number one in the state thanks to steroids. Because Rockford is perfect, any flunker, flunkie, and pregnant girl is redirected to the nearby school, river "retard" valley. Nine out of ten families are rich, conservative republicans while the rest are democrats. The school is 99.4% Caucasian, and black kids are celebrities. The cops hate the kids, because every last one is stoned. Rockford is home to the biggest marijuana trade in west michigan. Teachers only like you if you've made varsity by playing before you could walk.
Look at that Rockford kid!
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
by StonedRamette August 5, 2011
This is a really cool dude that everyone should be friends with and is very skilled in the art of theatre. He’s very... unique.
Rockford is a nice guy.
by Thegegg December 15, 2017
The act of pissing in one's hair. Usually performed in a state of high anger, stress, or intoxication. Originated from urinating on someone, but taking it to a whole new level.
"I was so mad yesterday"
"Really? What did you do about it?"
"I pulled a rockford and pissed all over Jim's hair when we were driving to the party."
"Really? What did you do about it?"
"I pulled a rockford and pissed all over Jim's hair when we were driving to the party."
by Rockcar212 May 1, 2010
A big small town that your parents and your grandparents probably grew up in too. Popularity matters because Rockford kids never leave. If you aren’t a football star or one of the girls sucking him off good luck getting anywhere. The kids tend to do coke, but only stoners get arrested because that’s a drug for poor people. Oh and don’t move here if you’re not white, unless being treated like you have a rare disease is appealing to you.
Person one: I went to high school in Rockford
Person two: oh so you’re rich?
Person one: No, but my parents were cousins!
Person two: oh so you’re rich?
Person one: No, but my parents were cousins!
by Iamyourvapelord July 10, 2018
Slang; pertaining to Haemorrhoids.
Specifically rhyming slang, derived from Piles (noun) - a non-technical name for Haemorrhoids.
Shortened to 'Rockford's" from The Rockford Files (ryhm:Piles)
Derived from the title of the 70's show - The Rockford Files, starring James Garner as the trailer dwelling PI.
Evolved to 'Jimmy's', see Jimmy Garners
Specifically rhyming slang, derived from Piles (noun) - a non-technical name for Haemorrhoids.
Shortened to 'Rockford's" from The Rockford Files (ryhm:Piles)
Derived from the title of the 70's show - The Rockford Files, starring James Garner as the trailer dwelling PI.
Evolved to 'Jimmy's', see Jimmy Garners
Blimey, last nights chicken vindaloo has just passed thru my brown eye and really kicked off my Rockfords, someone pass me the OidGone
by Tubbo67 July 14, 2011
Second biggest city in Illinois. The most popular city in the Swadhay Family. The home city of the Rockford Council and Gangsta Nation of Rockford. Suburbs include Loves Park, Machesney Park, and Cherry Valley. Well known for backstabbing business men. It is now home to 3 Walmarts! Chicago ratings are going down, but thankfully Illinois has Rockford to make up for this loss. Also known as "Da Rock"
by Rockfordian December 11, 2006