by mochiismol_ April 28, 2019
by ryder69 August 30, 2012
Mark: Damn, me and my girl had some crazy sex at that reefer.
Kyle: Yeah bro, I heard her. She was a queefer at the reefer!
Kyle: Yeah bro, I heard her. She was a queefer at the reefer!
by MsMegan July 21, 2012
A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.
by Yes I win! April 8, 2006
A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.
Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
by gr33nf00t January 26, 2012
Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.
Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.
by SausageDynamite May 23, 2023
1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer Sutherland.
by dingleberry jones March 3, 2005