porker 

a lie, a pork pie
cockney rhyming slang

what a porker!

porker by cockney wanker October 10, 2003

porker 

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

porker by IanM May 17, 2006

Porker 

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

Porker by Kitty January 25, 2005

porker 

a fugly bitch who thinks that they are amazing. They are really annoying and they should go fuck themselves

I heard the porker is porking a pork pie

porker by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 25, 2019

Porker 

Anyone who lives in Newburyport, MA and supports the Clippers. Rude and stuck up sports players who don't play by the rules

Dude! We're gunna WRECK those Porkers!

Porker by a-town4lyfe January 7, 2010

Porker 

A fat fuck that will never amount to anything in life. Born from the most hick family, a Porker can mate with his equally fat sister. Also, inspiring to be DJ Skippy (a no name Disc Jockey that is equally a waste of life as a Porker) the Porker spins the mixes from the 80's, 90's, and today. A Porker also tends to get pointless tattoos that only make his rotund appearance more fustrating to the normal human being. A Porker is a drain on the human race and needs to be eliminated to ensure a better looking human species. (similar to blacks and jews)

"Yo that kid Justin Winters is a real Porker"

Porker by Alvis Snow May 13, 2010

porker 

A fat white woman who has a pink skin tone.

Q:How's the party scene?
A: There's a couple a foxes and rest are porkers

porker by Izzy AkA Chevy_hYbRiD February 19, 2007