Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.
by Heydude2015 March 9, 2015
Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!
by greyalien March 9, 2015
Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses
Ahh look at that porch dick
by porch dick March 9, 2015
by jay247 March 9, 2015
Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.
by truly. me March 9, 2015
by Alan Filter March 9, 2015
by tubajoe March 9, 2015