polar express 

when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice

Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.

polar express by big mama man September 11, 2010

Polar Express 

Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught

My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis

Polar Express by Must lovedogs65 April 3, 2016

Polar Express 

When you go ass-to-mouth on your partner, and you used Vicks Vaporub* as lubricant.

*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.

"Gave my girl the old Polar Express yesterday."
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".

Polar Express by The_superfool January 16, 2018

Polar express 

When you dip your dick in cocaine and bang a girl

Man, I totally gave Ana-Lee a Polar Express last night

Polar express by BeardlessBeard66 December 31, 2019

Polar express 

The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.

The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.

Polar express by anonymous May 27, 2021

Polar Express 

When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”

I’m still so sore, I had a polar express with those two dudes we met at the club last night

Polar Express by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022

Polar Express 

A white woman accompanied by various black men (representing sacks of coal)

A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"

"She's burning so much coal, she might as well be the Polar Express"

Polar Express by Xenerai August 12, 2025