It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption 

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please 

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Please and Thank You 

A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.

*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).

Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!

Please and Thank You by MundaneEgg July 26, 2015

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The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me 

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me by Anicawoff August 30, 2022

Please and Thank You 

Saying or writing "Please and thank you" at the end of a request can be a sensible shorthand between an aging parent and a loving son, daughter or grandchild. The more old people depend on the busy young, the more important it is for the elderly not to waste time with extended exchanges so 'please and thank you' is an assumption, based on previous familial knowledge, that a simple request will be carried out without requiring a reply.

"Hi darling - could you pick up a book from the library - please and thank you - luvmum" to which the usual reply is "Yup, can do . . . luv" Two short emails, no time wasted and a request fulfilled. If all dealings with the elderly were as simple and as kind, it would be a happier world.

Please and Thank You by MaggieG February 27, 2017

Please Anne Frank-you

A polite way to ask someone to die.

TS: "I want to thank God for this award, and also my parents. Also a big shout-out to my-"

KW: "Yo, I understand you are appreciative and all, and Imma' let you finish..."

TS: "Ummmmm... Please Anne Frank-you!"

Please Anne Frank-you by DjOats+Behlert2590 May 2, 2010