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pirate drunk 

wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!
After her 10th keg stand Kelli was pirate drunk. then she tried to hook up with Ryan.
pirate drunk by the boot September 11, 2003

Pirate Drank 

a drink made from mixing Firefly vodka with water. Makes you feel like a pirate
What are wei and bao drinkin?

it's that PIRATE DRANK
Pirate Drank by ray_stinkle December 7, 2010

Pirate Drugs 

The hardest drugs you can find all combined together and administered in a really sketchy way. Kinda like a jeffery, but way less legit. typically injected by balloons through an unsterile needle.
In Blackbeard's final battle, he was trippin so hard on pirate drugs that he was shot 17 times and kept fighting. He also killed nearly 300 thousand British and French sailors that day.
Pirate Drugs by Fluid Dynamics October 18, 2012

Type Like a Pirate Day 

'Type Like a Pirate Day' takes place on the 12th of January.
It's the same as 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' except you must type like how a Pirate would speak.
"Arrgh, how ya doing mateys? It's Type Like a Pirate Day!"

International talk like a pirate day 

The most holiest of days through out the calender in which everybody in the world spends the day talking as they would if pirates had won the war against the ninja's (although ninja's are still way cooler). This is what should happen however tragically most people ignore the day or missinterperit it as a day in which to have a laugh talking like a pirate, the sad dilusional fools. This day is to celebrate the creation of the pirate army that bravely gave it's life in the war of the garr's (against ninja's) and allowed pirate communities to escape and exist in secret through out the world and passed on the tradition of international talk like a pirate day.

Remember those lost and honour them as you raise your tankards of grog and let out your honourary "GAAAAARRRRRRR" in their memory. If you can't find grog just have beer and get pissed instead.
The accepted GAAAAARRRRRRR contains 5 A's and 7 R's.
GAAAAARRRRRRR This be international talk like a pirate day

GAAAAARRRRRRR We will remember those who sacreficed themselves to save pirate traditions by forcing the world to talk like they would for a day. It will be called International talke like a pirate day.

pirate doctor 

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.
The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.
pirate doctor by JesseJack November 15, 2007