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pessimistic 

Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.

It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.

Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.
She is pezzimistic because she always believes she will lose at Minesweeper Flags.
pessimistic by AAD July 24, 2005
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potimistic 

Being hopeful while you are stoned!

The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.
(while stoned)

(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!
potimistic by Lamzaney May 17, 2011

posamistic

a word slur combining the two words with similar meanings positive and optimistic
the opposite to negative or pessimistic is emmm.... posamistic

Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.
Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".
Possimistic by SierraMike June 12, 2008

Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others
My boss is a pissimistic guy.
Pissimistic by rajivre October 22, 2008

Pestimistic 

Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.

Also, pestimist, pestimism
Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."

Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."
Pestimistic by Pesty May 18, 2009

pessimistic hippie 

a hippie who has a negative outlook on life.

yes! it is an oxymoron

but its just sexual like that
that chick is such a pessimistic hippie. She like saves the animals but if we dont help we are definetly going to die.