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National Hug Your Parents Day 

National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈

National piss on your parents lawn day 

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

Daycare Parent 

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.
The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.
Daycare Parent by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

National Parents Burn In Hell Day 

This event falls on February 10

It’s a day where you can be as angry at your parents as you want. They ruin our lives? They can go to hell!
“Hey Mary did you know its National Parents Burn In Hell Day?”

“No I did not! That’s awesome, my parents are assholes

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day 

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”