a padiddle is a car with one working headlight. this indicates that the owner has extremely low to no ability to give a fuck or is just plain dumb.
hey carl, you got a padiddle”

“why don’t you padiddle yourself”
by kgbish June 14, 2021
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A game played while riding in a car. When you see a car with only only one headlight on, yell out 'padiddle!' and punch someone in the shoulder if they don't say it.
Me: padiddle!
My sister at the same time: (quiet)
Me: (punches sister on shoulder).
by Netmaster5k December 3, 2004
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Game which you play while driving in the car, if you see a car with a headlight out you say "PADIDDLE" and hit the ceiling, the last one to hit the ceiling and say "PADIDDLE" there gender needs to take off a peice of clothing.
Rules:
1. Fog lights do not count
2. Dim lights do not count
3. Always boys against girls
4. Say there are 4 guys and 2 girls, if both girls hit the ceiling before all the boys the boys all must take off a peice of clothing, same with the girls, if the boys all hit the ceiling before both the girls, both girls have to take off a peice of clothing.
5. If you call a padiddle and there isnt one everyone in your gender must take off a peice of clothing
6. If you call a padiddle on a motorcycle; automatically naked
7. If both the headlight and the orange light below it are out that is two peices of clothing
8. Shoes count as one peice of clothing
9. Socks count as one peice of clothing
10. Accessories do NOT count
11. Coats and hoodies DO count
12. Drivers play too
Lisa:PADIDDLE!
Cody:PADIDDLE!
Beth:PADIDDLE!
Trevor:PADIDDLE!

Trevor:Shit i was the last one to say padiddle so noe me and Cody both have to take of a peice of clothing
by sbtrarbf January 27, 2008
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Upon the spotting of the car with a single headlight, the unwary person must kiss the perceptive person.
by Brenn June 5, 2004
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game played in the car while driving/riding with friends.

version one for younger crowd (more often a same-sex group): first person who spots a vehicle with a headlight out gets to punch the other in the arm as hard as they want.

version two for older mixed sex groups and couples: same as above but person who spots the missing headlight gets to kiss the person of their choice.

so it can be both a "fun" game and a date game.
girl: (sees car with headlight missing) "padiddle!"
turns to guy and says "pucker up..."
(ensuing accident covered by insurance, blamed on missing headlight. injuries to tongues also covered by auto insurance, but only if injured while car was moving.)
by njmartian October 28, 2006
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Since the basis of the term is from an old car game that involves the first person yelling out PADIDDLE when they see it car with only one headlight lit, this become a VERY rude way to describe a person with only one eye.
This guy looked like Sammy Davis Jr. I couldn't tell whether the friggin' padiddle was looking at me or not??
by Hyde43 December 29, 2005
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A game played (most commonly on college road trips) when ridding in a veichle. If one sees a car with one headlight out he/she shouts "pididdle." When this occurs the nearest person of the opposite sex, at the time, is then required to give the shouter road head before the trip is over.
Me: PADIDDLE!!!
My Girl: damnit! my jaw still hurts from that last one.
Me: Well hurry up we're almost there.
by The Dark Lord of Bass September 28, 2005
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