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fudge packee 

the person that recieves it in the anus from the fudge packer.
wow my anus hurts after i was packed like the fudge packee i am.
fudge packee by wings4eva April 11, 2009

Green Bay Fudge Packer 

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

Sofa fudge packer 

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.
Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!
Sofa fudge packer by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Fudge-packer 

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
Fudge-packer by jp November 30, 2003

fudge packer 

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway
dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.
fudge packer by Zach May 29, 2003

fudge packer 

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.
Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'
fudge packer by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005