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Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"
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Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”
Nonce by Someone0187 December 29, 2018
Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.
'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'
nonce by N.B September 23, 2005
A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.
Nonce by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017
A paedophilic old man usually around the age of 60-70, who takes great pleasure in looking up little girl’s skirts and stroking their legs.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.
Did you hear about that nonce in a clown suit the other day who lured a small boy into the woods?!
Derogatory term for a sex offender in prison. Now a general term for a prisoner on the vulnerable prisoner wing. Contrary to other definitions, the actual origins of Nonce are: Not Of Normal Criminal Element. This was because in times past, prisoners (whether sex offenders or not) were not "Normal" for whatever reason. Recently, the phrase has bastardised into just referring to sex offenders.
I see that pervert's on the nonce wing.

That nonce needs his bollocks chopping off
Nonce by Bob Briggs May 2, 2011