One that DOES NOT get hoes in any way shape form or hoe. This person cannot get hoes no matter what and will go to hell because they are not hoe ascended. NOHOES!
by (basedhoejesus) February 20, 2011
Get the NoHoesmug. 
Made popular by the creative class of North Hollywood, a Noho Speedball mixes the downer of a THC tincture with the upper of caffeine in coffee. It's an incredibly effective way to remain functionally high during normal daytime activities.
by J Clayton March 1, 2020
Get the noho speedballmug. A person from the northern United States, usually the Midwest and typically a woman. A northern hoe.
Jessie: “Hi, I just moved to Tampa from Michigan.”
James: “Welcome to Tampa! Let me buy you a drink.” *gets rum and coke*
Jessie “I don’t drink pop.”
James: *chugs rum and coke* “I don’t drink pop, either but I do drink soda. Bye, Nohoe.”
Both parties are left offended and dissatisfied.
James: “Welcome to Tampa! Let me buy you a drink.” *gets rum and coke*
Jessie “I don’t drink pop.”
James: *chugs rum and coke* “I don’t drink pop, either but I do drink soda. Bye, Nohoe.”
Both parties are left offended and dissatisfied.
by SucasamiCacho June 4, 2018
Get the Nohomug. Did you hear about that new noho film Kristen Steward and Nadezha Kelson were in? I caught it in a private screening. It's private screenings only.
by Jasmine Alexa Smith January 21, 2024
Get the nohomug.