"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"
"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
by Highena April 8, 2009
Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.
by Napolean Bonapert April 20, 2013
Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip
by Tingwallerwaller February 13, 2008
1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009
When two circumsized men with erections smash their penis heads into each other much like rams do. The act is said to bring heightened sexual orgasm.
Eric and Mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. Mark loved the feel of Eric's slippery slimey precum as their pee holes kissed each other.
by BATMAN1 May 14, 2008
A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.
I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?
Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!
Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!
by DaveyCurtLouis November 28, 2011
To sniff powder drugs from a metallic 'lance' - a key, or spoon.
This essential Northern English verb takes its singular name from the Medieval martial display, and like the knights of old, today consumption of the finest powders requires stamina, endurance, and audacity.
This essential Northern English verb takes its singular name from the Medieval martial display, and like the knights of old, today consumption of the finest powders requires stamina, endurance, and audacity.
Fancy a joust of K?
I was thoroughly jousted last night.
To joust or not to joust, that is the question.
I was thoroughly jousted last night.
To joust or not to joust, that is the question.
by Seductionizer June 25, 2017