an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd
fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.
by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009
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When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
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