the patroits are a bunch of bitches and banwagons that pretend their team has been the golden team for all the years of nfl history. Their fans have a complete and utter lack of football knowledge and are the idoits of an nfl generation. they are a very cokcy fan base with bandwagon that stretches to canada and beyond. they should be hated and must be evicted from legue for their stupidity with idoit tom and his croonies.
by bills fan fuck the pats January 17, 2017
syn. - To Choke, To choke under pressure, can't win when they need to, THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1:Did you see that guy lose that game?
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.
by cacapoopoopeepee February 5, 2008
MOTHER FUCKERS WHO FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE EAGLES WHO SHOULD have RUN AWAY WITH IT
by grinch February 7, 2005
One of the best teams to ever play in the NFL. Typically the fans of teams such as the Jets, Dolphins, Bills, Steelers, Colts, and Eagles hate the Patriots, but only because they are jealous of their recent success. They currently hold the record for 21 consecutive wins btwn. the 2003-2004 season, as well as the most consecutive post-season wins (10). They represent what it means to truly be a "T"eam. Some of the most popular players are Brady, Bruschi, Vrabel, Vinatieri, McGinest, and Seymour. They have won 3 out of the last 4 super bowls, and are hungry for more.
The new england patriots are FAR better than the jets, dolphins, or bills who are in their division. new england as a whole is the elite region of the country! Boston is title town, live with it....
by NEW ENGLAND DYNASTY January 9, 2006
The team that single-handedly ruins football. They always have a positive record. They always win their division. They always make the playoffs. They've won a buttload of Super Bowls. But it's never enough for them. They always, ALWAYS have to keep winning. And they always win under some bullshit circumstances, like the refs making a call in their favor or Tom Brady suddenly becoming god for 2 minutes, or the other team magically forgetting how to play. They win and win and win, and it pretty much just kills everyone's expectations. As long as they exist, there's no need to even get one's hopes up for an exciting season of NFL.
Guy 1: NFL season has almost started! How bout those New England Patriots? You think Brady will get his sixth ring?
Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.
Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.
by lonelyrootbeer December 27, 2017
Founded in 1960 as a member of the AFL and calling themselves the Boston Patriots until 1970, the Patriots were initially a mediocore team. Made the playoffs just twice in the 1970s and 3 times in the 1980s. However, 1985 featured a miraculous run in which they made the Super Bowl (as a wild card) after winning 3 straight road playoff games. However, they were crushed by the Bears in the title game (the Steelers became the first team to win a Super Bowl after 3 straight road playoff victories this year). Became a decent franchise in the 1990s with eccentric coach Bill Parcells and quarterback Drew Bledsoe with 4 playoff berths and a loss in the Super Bowl in 1996. Established a dynasty in recent years with Tom Brady, a former 6th round draft pick, as a superstar quarterback. Have made the playoffs 4 times in the last 5 years, included 3 Super Bowl wins. Won their 3 titles by a combined 9 points- Super Bowls XXXVI and XXXVIII on last second Adam Vinatieri field goals and Super Bowl XXXIX after holding off an Eagles comeback.
"And with 3 seconds left, Adam Vinatieri sets up in a tie game, trying to win the Super Bowl for New England. That kick is on the way, it's long enough and good! The New England Patriots have shocked the Rams and have won the Super Bowl."
by Sports Info July 3, 2006
A classless and arrogant NFL team who represents the New England Region and play their games in Foxboro, Massachusettes because they do not wish to be associated with the Boston area or the rest of Massachusettes. This is typical because they have the worst fans in the League, even if they are loyal. They are sore winners AND sore losers. They mock teams win they win and mock them when they lose. The Patriots and their fans believe they are entitled to win EVERY game. When they lose, they create all kinds of whiny little excuses including accusing the other team of "cheating," the referees cheating, the sound from the crowd being too loud to hear the calls (especially when playing in a dome), communications being interupted, etc. The team refuses to take responsibility for losing a game and believe they are entitled to win it all. The Patriots have been fined in the past for cheating and videotaping other teams making their plays. They are Classless with a capital-C and not as good or sportsmenlike as they come across. Getting 3 Super Bowls doesn't mean class.
The New England Patriots are the most classless team in the NFL with classless fans to follow, who will mock ANY team they beat.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 5, 2007