nao

i guess that lyk most of our years bullshit this was derived from years of listenin to bollocks jokes, nd waiting in several awkward silences, it was the word "no" extended, and forced to morph until it sounded more insulting,

A:hey "name!" ur gay!
(come back)
B:well, ur mums face is on a billboard doing this, *pulls not so humourous face, in feeble attempt*
A+Everyone nearby: NAOOOOOOOOoooooo....

by luke hutton June 5, 2004

nao

same thing as no, usually pronounced "na- aoww"

"tell me a secret timmy"
"nao , stap it"

by FBP+ GG July 21, 2007

nao

a funnier and more insulting way to say no to someone. Used mainly to insult someone. Often put before a someone's name. Can be used very offensively.

"nao john you neek"
"NAO YOUR LIFE!"

by Sazman February 1, 2008

nao

A nethack server running over the telnet protocol. NAO is short for nethack.alt.org.

"That sounds awesome; was it a local game?" "No! You can watch me playing on nao!"

by Proust, Marcel March 29, 2007

Nao

Haven’t you heard?! Having a friend named Nao is one of the best things! Here’s how to create one. Step 1: Start with adding the basics; funny to make you laugh till you cry. Sweet and caring for friend that are sad or need advice for anything. And a touch of weirdness too to balance all the basics. Step 2: you need to add cuteness and intelligence to your mix. You won’t be forgetting a pinch of dirty mind. Step 3: stir them all together and I hope your batch of Nao’s comes out perfectly ❤️🥰

Omg, I wish I could have a Nao.
Nao seems like the perfect girl.

by _b4m! March 18, 2021

Nao

The slang term pronounced for the word "Now". Preferably used in an improper statement.

Guy: Omg lets go somewhere NAO!
Guy 2: But theres no where else to go, we've been everywhere!

Girl: Lately, there hasnt been anything to do, ugh im so bored right about NAO.
Girl 2: I feel you sistuh.

by Albert Huong March 15, 2008

Nao

A Japanese unisex name. Meaning honest.

My child's name is Nao

by Waffle Muncher August 22, 2011