Muffin lovin

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it

Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin

Muffin lovin by Double triple May 16, 2016

Muffin Lung

A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.

Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!

Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.

Muffin Lung by Greeface February 8, 2010

Muffinman

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.

The first thing the Muffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. Wetworks!

Muffinman by Rono January 16, 2007

duke muffin 

a female bent over with her muff poking out the back

"Dude did you see Megan Fox's duke muffin poking out?"

duke muffin by GRANDDADDY JA September 9, 2009

Mad muffin disease 

An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.

Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it

Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease

Mad muffin disease by Double triple July 17, 2016

muffin top 

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

Jeez, check out the Muffin Top on that chick! *shudder

muffin top by Kifujin February 10, 2005

Moose Muffin 

A fat vagina with moose knuckles instead of camel toes

Damn man she got the moose muffin going on

She ain’t got beef curtains bro she’s got a moose muffin

Moose Muffin by ashane May 22, 2018