Monkey Shit Fight

A euphemism for a nigger drive by shooting. Derived from the fact that niggers are basically monkeys, and their aim during one of their trademark "drive by's" is so terrible that they'd usually do as much damage by throwing their shit at the target (Maybe more, they could give him AIDS)

There was a Monkey Shit Fight last night down the road, every shot missed and no one was hurt.

by OG Jamal Jefferson November 25, 2009

Monkey Knife Fight

Having a beer.

"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"

by ChillisWillisMaximus April 24, 2009

Fighting Monkey

Fat aggressive girl who like to nail any bloke for a notch in HER bedpost.

Hey guys, the fighting Monkey raped me last nite. I feel violated.

by the big pg July 13, 2006