by JSP123 October 12, 2008
Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.
Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.
by teakyden November 19, 2007
self explanatory
Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!
by noseed August 28, 2021
Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
by bruhmonke69 August 20, 2020
by Porn-a-holic March 16, 2004
by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009
When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.
Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.
Me: hold on give a sec
**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**
Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit
Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.
Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
Me: hold on give a sec
**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**
Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit
Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.
Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
by AU69 June 18, 2023