Mokey

When you mix marijuana and tobacco together in a bong. Usually you snap it.

Lets cut up mokeys.
You gonna snap that mokey?

by Just a gurl December 09, 2008

Mokey

Mokey is an ancient Egyptian god which was the symbol of non-aggresive/harmful bullying and he was also the symbol of love and unity in Ancient Egypt

in The Ancient times:
Egyptian 1: Who do you worship?
Egyptian 2: i worship Mokey, the god of non-aggresive bullying and love between people

by Joe_ThePro671 March 12, 2020

Mokey

1.) a common misspelling of monkey

2.) annoying little meanie child

3.) a nickname you give to friends, enemies, and random people

1.) *texting* girl: hey i want a pet mokey
guy: don't you mean monkey?

2.) "man, my little brother is such a mokey!"

3.) "hey, what's up mokey!"
"nothing, how about you! did you see that mokey the other day?"

by C.J. the Mokey Girl August 25, 2009

mokey muse

Sr Pelo's creation on youtube for his series mokey and friends

He has the catchphrase OH BOI

mokey muse:OH BOI IS CHRIMAH

by novamus October 05, 2017

mokey-hokey

Literally, "okey-dokey". From a Simlish phrase uttered by a voice in the computer game "The Sims 2".

A: (random gibberish)
B: Mokey-hokey!

by Thor, eh? July 17, 2007

Mokey Loped

Where someone has gotten "beasted" or as you say "OWNED BITCH" it goes in several ways.
(i think it was originated by african americans.)

Duuude..-The dude got mokey loped. Totally.

Ni%%a!- that ni%%a got mokey loped like mad shit YO! snoop dawgy dog.

ROFLMOKEYLOPEDOMG- You just seriously got mokey loped

You: "Ya know, the guy got so fucking Mokey Loped"

Bob Barker: "THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

You: "WHERES THE THEME SONG BOB?"

by KRATOSGODOFPOOP March 29, 2010

fokey mokey

originated in kent(England) in the Faversahm Herne Bay area. can also be shortened to 'Fo Mo'. Has two meanings one as a mild insult instead of Mo Fo and the latter, a version of the hokey kokey involving jazz hands and wiggling of hips.

jemma you fo mo!!!!
yo, fo mo!
i hate him he's such a fo mo,
lets do the fokey mokey you fo mo,

by Martin May 13, 2005