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mobbed up 

To gang up on someone to imtimidate or to beat up like an angry mob
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mobbed up by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004

mobbed-up manlet 

The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.

get mobbed

to get smoked by enemies from a different gang or set
"if you a slob, you gonna get mobbed" Crips
"if you a crab, you gonna get mobbed" Bloods
get mobbed by Swoopa March 2, 2009

hot mobbed 

When huge numbers of people congregate in one place like cattle. Usually accompanied by pushing and rushing paired with impatience.
"Are you going to the mall to finish your Christmas shopping?"

"The week before Christmas? Are you kidding me? That place is hot mobbed."
hot mobbed by dilletyo December 20, 2008

Cock Mobbed 

A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.
Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.

Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
Cock Mobbed by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011

willy-mobbed

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?