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St.Michael's Prepratory School 

A Catholic all boys prep school in Silverado Calfornia were the food sucks and is run by gay priests who molest the students in the middle of the hills away from the real world were students suffer the anger of God almost as bad as a concentration camp and unsuspecting parents think this is a good choice for there sons little do they know that they will be fucked up for life by the school its self by taking the boys lives and virginity as they know it
Mom: Son were sending you to "St.Michael's Prepratory School"
Son: No! Thats the school wear priest molest you and you turn into a priest.
Mom: Don't believe the rumors
Son: ok look at Fr.Gabriel

Michael S. 

A fagget ireland fucker who is bald and has small feet and a small dick. He secretly loves sjoul but kelly is cockblocking him. He hates hubschrauber with a passion and tried to get him demoted. Donal might come as a tough guy but he is really a bitch ass white fuck who is sad about his own life.
Michael S. by SFB dox May 15, 2016

Michael's StepDad 

In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD
Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.

Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?

Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is

Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!

Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here

Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!

From Brewstew - little sister

Michael S 

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.
Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!
Michael S by I am his son January 8, 2023

Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

michael's friend 

One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!
Dude michael's friend drank all my hawaiian punch!

Michael's Mom 

Michael's Mom Give's Him Kisses