Santa sat down all his little elves for some quit time, when little Johnny elf starting acting up. Santa then told little Johnny "Bitch, you better sit your ass down before I go fuck ur melf of a mother." Johnny then sat down and started to cry
by Kiirra6669 May 29, 2021
short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.
by melf March 22, 2005
by Wordwizz December 25, 2014
Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.
"Melf is back."
by Rachael January 8, 2004
what the hell does melf mean?
by melffff September 27, 2018
1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.
(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)
2)A man-elf.
(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)
by Melf January 8, 2004