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Meatagorize 

A degrading and demeaning term used to describe the comparing and sorting of women based on their physical appearance into the context of certain types of meat.
"Wow! Look at the women in here!"

"How would you Meatagorize that one?"

"Look at the sexy body, prime rib definitely."

"How about that one over there?"

"Ugh! She's hideous! Pork Chops."
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Tennessee Meat Wagon 

A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.
“Bro, why are you limping?”

“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”

Double Meat Wagon 

The act of two men simultaneously performing fellatio on one another.

AKA- Two dudes 69-ing
Guy 1: "Wow, those guys at the party last night were really really gay."

Guy 2: "I know, right? They're all about the double meat wagon."

Guy 3: "Fer real...now let's smoke this blehnt."

Guys 1&2: "Respect."
Double Meat Wagon by Krustables August 14, 2009

meat wagon 

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.
meat wagon by Marty October 16, 2003

metagones 

A word Italians use to refer to non-Italians.
They don't know how to make pizza. That's the metagones way.
metagones by jd November 26, 2004

Manwagoner 

Girls who suddenly view people as "man-candy" because of their recent success
Girl who used to support the Heat: omg Steph Curry's amazing 😍 I've always been a fan of him and the Warriors
Diehard Warriors fan: Nah fuck you,
Bartholomew: Manwagoners these days...
Manwagoner by eyeyey3200 October 13, 2015

12th Manwagoner 

A derogatory term for bandwagon fans of the Seattle Seahawks, an American football team in the NFL.

The "12th Man" is the team-sponsored name for the fan base of the Seahawks. Once the team had some consistent success in the 2012 and 2013 seasons, (led by an excellent defensive corps and running game), then ultimately winning the Superbowl at the end of the '13 season, an astonishing amount of loud and proud "12th Man" fans appeared everywhere around Seattle and most of the Pacific Northwest.

12th Manwagoners are easy to spot as they will be only wearing a number 12 jersey, sporting green and blue face paint and/or hair coloring, and screaming "BEAST MODE" or "L. O. B." incessantly while spitting Skittles out of their mouth.

They will also cock their head to the side and look very confused if you ask them anything about Steve Largent, the old AFC West, or ask them to speak in detail about any team history before 2011.
"I thought Lauren was from Michigan and a Detroit Lions fan?"

"Well she *was* last year, but this season, once the Hawks got back to the Superbowl, she became a 12th Manwagoner."

"Christ almighty. Like she wasn't already enough of an annoying cunt. "
12th Manwagoner by SinDonor dammit February 4, 2014