1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.
2) Semen.
3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
2) Semen.
3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"
2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."
3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."
3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
by Mint Z November 2, 2008
by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX May 7, 2017
It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.
-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.
by Mayonnaise Tastes Like Purple November 30, 2004
Something or someone who is plain and boring. Sometimes used to describe caucasian people or heterosexual people.
See also: vanilla
See also: vanilla
by Healing Smile January 1, 2019
When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.
by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021
by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019
An instrument
by Lovelyjollylocks December 7, 2016