Lumberjacking

The act of masturbating while someone chainsaws you

This chick blew my mind; we were lumberjacking all night!

Lumberjacking by ChainsawGoddess October 23, 2010

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Lumberjacking

Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!

Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"

Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"

Danny: "Fuckin' A!"

"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"

Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"

Groot: "I am Groot!"

Lumberjacking by Gizmo11 April 16, 2017

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Lumberjacking

The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.

Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.

Lumberjacking by gino41 January 14, 2008

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Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.

"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"

Lumberjacking by Guyxander August 19, 2009