A stupid TV show which is about...
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly
even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly
even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact
Mark: What on earth is this shit?
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love
Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love
Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!
by Dark Magician August 16, 2020
A pointless show that 15 year old orange bleach blonde British girls snuggle up to watch in hopes to cure their depression
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.
The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake
Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
An awful show on ITV 2 which too many people watch.
Everyone that goes on the show only does it for fame.
Everyone that goes on the show only does it for fame.
by BalooCrimson July 3, 2019
by xoxo gi October 20, 2019
The best reality tv show on the whole fucking
Planet. It's like survivor and the bachelor mixed together. Only straight Australians can be on the show and I could have been on the show if I wasn't Swedish and love spaghetti so much.
Planet. It's like survivor and the bachelor mixed together. Only straight Australians can be on the show and I could have been on the show if I wasn't Swedish and love spaghetti so much.
by Bitter Bleach May 28, 2019
When you hang out with someone because you don't have anyone better to hang out with but you'd drop them in a second if someone better came along.
by winklestinkle August 8, 2018