Bloody Mary Lincoln 

While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln

My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.

Bloody Mary Lincoln by Blue Sky Blonde January 1, 2012

Mary Todd Lincoln

Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.

My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?

Mary Todd Lincoln by Urban Robb February 12, 2014

Mary Todd Lincoln

A weird psycho lunatic who's goings to end up in an asylum somewhere starring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can.

I mean do I have to spell it out for you? You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if there ever was one.

Mary Todd Lincoln by Chad Radwell February 19, 2017

Lincolnator

The beautiful act Titty fucking a girl and shooting cum onto her chin so it looks like she has Abe's beard.

Guy 1 " So how was that first date last night?"

Guy 2 "Great! I gave her the good old Lincolnator!"

Guy 1 "Aw dude that's tight!"

Lincolnator by Im John Wayne Pilgrims! August 29, 2011

Lincolnaphobia 

Lincolnaphobia: The fear of pennies. Being scared of the American coin "Penny" made of copper and worth 1/100 of an American dollar. The most common reason for this fear: It has been rumored that men have shoved them up their assholes and then distributed them around.

Hadley: Oh wow! A penny!!
Willow: Ah! Get it away! I have serious Lincolnaphobia!
Hadley: What?
Willow: I'm afraid of pennies please take it away from me.
Hadley: Okay doll.

Lincolnaphobia by Hadley Crohn October 25, 2006