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While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln
My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.
by Blue Sky Blonde December 30, 2011

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