Lars Ulrich

Evil dwarven danish midget metal percussion god.

Lars Ulrich unleashed a blizzard of hard-rockin' fury upon the altar of his mighty drum kit.

by ArekRashan March 09, 2004

Lars Ulrich

Drummer for the best thrash metal band of all time.

Dude, I get to go see Lars Ulrich September fifth.

by J.J. Shivers March 05, 2009

Lars Ulrich

Ultimately kickass drummer of Metallica, and my friend Katie luvs him! Just like I luv Kirk! See Kirk Hammett

Katie is known by her friend Amanda as "Mrs. Ulrich", cus she luvs Lars.

by 'Manda'tallica November 24, 2003

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

Lars Ulrich

Good drummer and is funny asf. He always does something weird and zany simply fir the purpose of having a laugh.

Fuck all you Lars Ulrich haters, he's awesome!

by UltimateDoge January 05, 2023

Lars Ulrich

More so a businessman than a musician, In a way if you want to be a platinum record selling artist and inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame it's what you need to be. He was a groupie for Motorhead just prior to forming Metallica and in turn made the first successful independent label.

Lars Ulrich: Don't download my music from Napster! Early 2000's teenager: ok lars I'll take this Kill'em All copy, burn it to my hard drive then stomp the rest of the tracks on a blank CD.

by stainless67 April 03, 2022