Kleptomaniac

Someone who cannot always help stealing, nordo they always need to.

Brandon: Because they are a Kleptomaniac they may get feelings of joy from stealing that they cannot get from other ways.

Parker: Okay so? I don't want all my stuff stolen.

by AshtonTheTrashCan November 16, 2021

Kleptomaniac

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.

Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Kleptomaniacal

A word that most definitely exists, it is an adjective that describes someone who shoplifts items that they do not necessarily need

“You steal stuff you don’t even need. Why have you acting so Kleptomaniacal recently?”

by TheRealRoningtonJr June 13, 2022

Kleptomaniac.

An insecure misfit who gets pleasure stealing from an aquintance, they will steal insignificant items like a knife and fork that has very little value to them. A kind of nutcase.

Next door stole that pen we used last night to write down an address, moron. Kleptomaniac.

by Henry 27. November 27, 2025

Verbal Kleptomaniac

A term coined by Samawnline which refers to a person who impulsively or frequently copies, or 'steals', words or phrases they saw someone else use.

If when you find rarely used adjectives which apply to yourself, you immediately and impulsively take them and use them to your own benefit or to describe yourself, you could be described as a verbal kleptomaniac.

by Samawnline October 11, 2018

Kleptomaniac

Women who steal relatively small things such as earrings, glasses or the occasional banana from self checkouts.

You see that kleptomaniac Aimee stealing earrings from shoppers self checkout again?

by User7373 April 13, 2025