when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life
Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.
Just because you read it in a magazine Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie
Sugar junkies are commonly found among computer geeks,couch potatoes,and fat people,but anyone can become a slave under the sweet goodness of sugar.
"I tried to give up sugar compleatly last week,i ended up shaking on the sofa,to weak to move,and with tears rolling down my cheeks.Im such a sugar junkie!Is there some kind of rehab for sugar addictions?"