A "Juggalette" is the feamle counterpart of the "Juggalo" - fans of ICP (Insane Clown Posse - a group of 40+ yr old men who paint their faces, scream profanities and spit a drink called Faygo all over their loyal followers). They are usually in their rebellious teens, but there are some older adults who have yet to mature emotionally and mentally who follow, trying to hang onto their youth. These are sad people trying to fit in somewhere and belong to something, who have some inner emotional need that they can only seem to be filled by joining a group of other emotionally defunct people who allow themselves to be plied dry of their cash and spit on and cursed at by the same people they claim to be "down" with while telling the rest of the world that they "Don't take any crap from outsiders". They are incredibly sad people. Pity them...don't hate them. It's a cult like atmosphere and they are being used. See the word "Owned" or "pwned".
Juggalette: "I'm a Juggalette and I'm down with the clown!"
Normal person: "Why aren't you down with a job?"
Normal person: "Why aren't you down with a job?"
by ICP outsider June 4, 2010
A "female" so to speak. Usually ugly, fat, and hasn't washed themselves in ages. Hangs out with other ugly, fat bitches to give themselves some sense of belonging. Follows the group Insane Clown Posse.
"Yo! I'ze don't kare you beez talking about me and shit. Juggaloze bees together and weeze don't care what we look like. Ize a juggalette"
by fucking hoff style September 20, 2007
A girl who has no friends.. no sense of real style.. and who would probably fuck a toothless crackhead for any affection what-so-ever. Listens to ICP and other piece of shit bands from Psychopathic records.
Often defines themselves as "protective of our juggalo family, will fuck up anyone who says shit to me.. etc etc." What that really means is "I paint my face like a moron to look badass, but I look like a fucking retard and I probably couldn't throw a real punch to save my life."
Will most likely end up getting killed for mouthing off too much.
Often defines themselves as "protective of our juggalo family, will fuck up anyone who says shit to me.. etc etc." What that really means is "I paint my face like a moron to look badass, but I look like a fucking retard and I probably couldn't throw a real punch to save my life."
Will most likely end up getting killed for mouthing off too much.
"Hi, I am a juggalette. I just fucked Hobo Harry because he said he loves me. Don't look at me, I'll fuck you up.. for serious yo."
by cptpopetastic January 21, 2006
a "juggalette" is a IMMATURE female who is obsessed with ICP (Insane Clown Posse). They dress like retards and therefore they are retards. If you see a "juggalette", then get the fuck away before you too before corrupt.
Frank: I met this girl on the internet yesterday.
Ron: Really? Whats her name?
Frank: well, her name says "Juggalette Jill".
Ron: oh no dude! don't talk to that anymore!
Frank: why?
Ron: she is obsessed with ICP
Frank: FUCK THAT! haha
Ron: Really? Whats her name?
Frank: well, her name says "Juggalette Jill".
Ron: oh no dude! don't talk to that anymore!
Frank: why?
Ron: she is obsessed with ICP
Frank: FUCK THAT! haha
by guitarwizard92 November 4, 2007
An American white trash female who suffers from loose virtues, dellusions of: grandure, toughness, self worth and intelligence. Common practices include: the dawning of rediculous clown makeup, having sex with any and all males who go by the title Juggalo, making online videos in which they threaten bodily harm against men they do not know with no intention of acting upon these idol fantasies. Silly and embarrasing though they may be, they are perhaps more than anything else, symbols of middle class white America's loss of identity and principle.
That Juggalette made a 15 minute video of herself smoking cigarettes and singing along to an Insane Clown Posse song. It was perhaps her life's greatest singular accomplishment.
by truth fan June 12, 2009
Juggalette's are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they're pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like "sh*t"
"Hey man, there's those skanky juggalette chicks. I'm going to try to do her tonight."
"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."
"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."
"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."
"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."
by GanjaLord420 April 26, 2009
A female juggler, who has escaped from the circus she was performing at, and is now on the run. Usually accompanied by an elephant and escaped zoo monkey. Often named katie or emily, and always unbelievably perfect. Dont mess with this juggler because they are always equally good at flame throwing.
Guy 1: "Did you see that building just burst into flames??"
Guy 2: " Dude I did. Someone must have messed with a juggalette."
Guy 2: " Dude I did. Someone must have messed with a juggalette."
by edawg and kcat!! January 3, 2009