1) A Singer with floppy brown hair, who sings like a woman.
2) Cockney rhyming slang for c**t.

Org. South London
1) Have you bought the new James Blunt album? Its very moving.
2) Oi Mate, stop being such a James (Blunt).
by Ragnarok Information March 30, 2006
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Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.
I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.
by Strawberry Spam September 14, 2007
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When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh March 6, 2006
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Considered a songwriter, but really a crossdressing woman or a boy who grabbed his balls too hard. Needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Other names are Blunty, Cunt, james blunty, james blunder.
*very high voice* I think im gay, i think im gay, and im noooot beautiful. (Sung by james blunt)
by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006
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A very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of British origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. Also British Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Go figure.
Def. 1: Dude, how does James Blunt DO that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? Yes, I KNOW his music sucks. That's why it's so weird.

Def. 2: Lindsay, stop being such a James Blunt. It's SO not attractive.
by Maddie S. November 27, 2006
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