We are asians just like viet, chinese, laos, koreans, japanese and etc..just like white people. Theres many kinda of white people.
by Kaolee May 31, 2005
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"A Hmong person (or people) who would only hate on his/her kind, would complain and/or fight over the littlest thing(s), and/or commit the dumbest act(s)."

This definition can also apply to other races by replacing the term Hmong with their race (i.e., White Ruam, Black Ruam, Mexican Ruam, etc.).
Example 1
A Hmong person who continues to ONLY spread hate towards Hmong religion. Hence, tsov tom Salad Vaj Hmong Ruam tsab ntse!

Example 2
A handful of Hmong people complaining about the term "Hmong" being divisive 30 years after it was recognized by the USA and almost a decade after it was recognized by the United Nations as the proper term to identify ALL Hmong people around the world regardless of the dialects they speak. Hence, cov Hmongruam noj quav no.

Example 3
Old Hmong men and women going back to Laos to marry teens. Hence, cov poj laus yawg laus Hmong Ruam taub hau loj no, tuag mus zoo dua.
by Josh Lee Kim February 1, 2023
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A vehicle driven by a Hmong person containing more occupants than the manual suggests. Usually a minivan or hatchback manufactured earlier than 1990.
Did you see that hmong mobile pull out of that McDonalds? That was some funny shit.
by Hmong Mobile Salesman September 17, 2006
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Pants that are worn by a Hmong person that covers their whole shoes. Usually worn by Hmong guys.
Oh damn! I like that hmong pants. What kind of shoes are you wearing?
by Preap June 20, 2010
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Hmong families usually consiting of up to 15 people all trying to pack into one riced out van/car. Usually found in areas of large hmong population (aka midwest). Can be compared to circuses when clowns jam into cars for entertainment purposes.
Bryan: "Wow! There is so many people in here"
Drew: "Yeah we're really hmong packin' it!"
by B. Jones April 8, 2006
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1) When a person is acting very strangely, aka severe zoidage.

2) Sold at Perkins in St Cloud, Minnesota
Mike we have to leave, we have a ride waiting. Hold on let me get my food. Hey! Where's my hmong sandwich??!!
by Hammer2104 June 18, 2010
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they are an ethnic group of baddies who happen to be hmong... they have to be the hottest race out there besides the jews(for obvious reasons involving ovens). they be epitome of deliciousness. boobies like sushi and an ass as hard as uncooked ramen noodles.

if you ever see an hmong baddie, i suggest running towards the closest bathroom because your cock is probably about to explode and spray cum everywhere like an out of control firehose. These bitches are strong enough to make any dakota armstrong blast cum out of every orifice.
context: a hmong baddies walks past 2 gigachads.

gigachad 1: look at that ethnic group of people who primarily live in china and southeast asia who happen to have an alluring appearance. she sure is an ethnic person who primarily lives in china and southeast asia who happens to have an alluring appearance.

gigachad 2: i already lost no nut november and its fucking may.
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