hit the sack

another joke you play on your friends (usually guys). see example.

me: what do you do before you go to bed?
him: ???
me: hit the sack! *punch in the nuts*

by fanatacist July 24, 2004

Hitting the Sack

Act of male masturbation, can only be performed by circumsized men. Where the masturbation becomes so vigorous and violent that the hand actually hits the testicles while stroking the shaft.

I went to sleep and woke up and my friend Billy was "hitting the sack" next to me wearing nothing but a lamp shade over his head.

by greendayrulz7 March 11, 2010

Hit the sack

1. The act of getting into bed for the purpose of sleep.
2. The act of masturbating.

All right guys, I'm gonna go and hit the sack... and then go to bed.

by Dimpitidoopie January 11, 2008

Hit the sack

to hit the sack is a slang expression for masturbate.

OO man that is a fine ass chick im going to "hit the sack"(damn right)

by The Ness July 23, 2004

hit the sack jack

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.

Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

by Mattanian May 30, 2017

hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

by Omega Potato February 19, 2019