awesome girl. curvy, GREAT boobs, tight ass. some jealous anorexic skanks might call her fat, but no straight male would ever go there. shes BANGABLE. very sarcastic, funny, and witty. some might think she's mean but shes actually just being funny. shes pretty average in school but she parties hard. great hair. gorgeous eyes. pretty tall, around 5'8". she always smells like flowers. you want her, and she knows it.
Guy 1: see that girl over there?
Guy 2: damn! look at those tits! those must be 34D's!
Guy 1: they are. she's my girlfriend, haley.
Guy 2: you lucky fuck
Girl 1: look at haley's boobs. they're huge. shes so fat.
Girl 2: shes not fat, you're just an anorexic whore. eat a sandwhich.
Guy 2: damn! look at those tits! those must be 34D's!
Guy 1: they are. she's my girlfriend, haley.
Guy 2: you lucky fuck
Girl 1: look at haley's boobs. they're huge. shes so fat.
Girl 2: shes not fat, you're just an anorexic whore. eat a sandwhich.
by summmerrrr June 24, 2011
Get the haleymug. a really funny hunny that a lot of people love. she loves chuncky monkey ULTERIOR MOTIVE ummm and she is amazing. i love her.
Haley is kind of like your mother. You get annoyed with her at first but you miss her when shes gone.
by rachel jaja August 29, 2008
Get the haleymug. Haley is a nice and smart girl.
by OhYouKnowThatOneGuyWithThatNam January 05, 2017
Get the haleymug. Haley. The name of the girl you should be loving. Short, with amazing eyes, who loves Horror and Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Great, sexy, body (amazing ass). A girl who will flirt with others, but always be faithful. Takes no shit. Smart. Artistic. Loves writing and drawing. Spontaneous. If you can get one, do it.
by Fluxpie May 21, 2017
Get the haleymug. a name for a girl who is dumb, but pretty wait sorry petty, she thinks she is all that and always trying to get attention but she dose get the attention she wants after, loves dresses and stilesh things and has long brown hair is short and always wears srunchies on her wrist even thouhg she knows she wont use it its for the looks.
by doppy snoppy May 07, 2019
Get the haleymug. a hilaroius retarded person who likes to play games that require betraying teammates.
a haley loves to give and give! also has an obsession with video games and likes sleeping in until 4 pm.
a haley loves to give and give! also has an obsession with video games and likes sleeping in until 4 pm.
by KTahhhhhhhhhhhh December 23, 2008
Get the haleymug. by renier rodriguez jr March 28, 2009
Get the haleymug.