Someone who swallows big loads of guk (cum) and makes loud gulping sounds..
Monica was by far the best guk gooker of all IFAC...

She learned from Mark G who was the previously reining queen of the guk gookers...
by MonicQ March 12, 2010
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An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.
We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.
by popa bob June 11, 2017
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A word pertaining to that of a male genitalia. The word's origins can be traced back to when a young child mispronounced the nickname he had given to his genitals, "goober," being the word's root.
Example 1
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up

Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐞 during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty
by Gooker Boy August 27, 2019
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